Thursday, August 26, 2010

Oranjeboom

Oranjeboom Premium Lager (5%): Oranjeboom is your typical watered down Dutch lager. Honestly theres nothing very special about it. It lacks greatly in hops and tends to leave a nice cheap beer flavoring in your mouth similar to that of Coors or the American equivalent. Really nothing special. The catch is that these puppies are so dam cheap here in the states that when your ballin on a budget their actually a decent buy if your just hard up for a beer. lol. Drinking this beer often reminds me of hiring a hooker for sexual favors, it sounded like a great idea at the time but immediately after the deed is done you feel cheap and dirty.

Final Thoughts:
  • Tastes like watered down doodoo
  • Makes one often wonder if something this disgusting could actually be the standard in a place like Holland?
  • Alcohol % is decent enough I guess but this shit will give you a headache after a sixer (the sign of cheap booze)
  • If your piss poor this shit is worth it on a rainy day, I guess. lol.

Grade: D+



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